Alright you delinquents, it’s about time I got to review some quality books around here and Zombie Tramp #1 fell right into my lap. If this book could give me a lap dance and then eat my face off, it totally would.
Zombie Tramp is unlike any zombie you’ve ever seen. The mindless hunger junkies from those “other” books are clown shoes compared to this mystical spectacle of an undead woman. You see, she can change her appearance, making no man lurking about safe, especially those mindlessly controlled by the bulge in their pants.
Apparently this isn’t the first time Zombie Tramp has come back from the dead. You perverts just keep asking for more and buying up all the nude covers and leaving none for us, mostly me, to buy. You sick and depraved human beings. I too want to read of zombie fists through faces and tramps ripping beating hearts from chests too.
Even after only one day on the racks Zombie Tramp #1 was gathering a following and flying off the shelves. If you want to read this jacked up tale of debauchery and undead kings, you better act fast, this shit ain’t hanging around and waiting for you. The Zombie Tramp waits for no man.